Honestly, we don't know what we would do if this 4ft donut pool float was real. Well actually, allow us rephrase that: we know exactly what we'd do. We'd eat it; all of it like nom nom nom, then reality would set in and we'd be stranded in a large body of water without a floatation device and a belly full of sprinkled goodness. Well, that's one way to get a tummy ache and some major stomach cramps, but it would so be worth it! This frosted donut pool float is not a real, edible pastry so you won't gobble it up unless you sporadically crave PVC vinyl from time to time. We're sure some of you (okay, most of you) are disappointed that this extra-large strawberry donut can't be eaten, but don't be because this donut grants you a good time instead of a potential belly ache! Strawberry Frosted Donut 4ft Pool Float, Hot Pink/tan | Big Mouth Inc Discounted at only: US$ 9.99